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>  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
> acquired his size from too much pi.
> 
>  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to
> be an optical Aleutian.
> 
 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a
weapon of math disruption.

 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his
work.

 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up i n a tie.

 9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the
other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
 
 11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'

 13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said,
'No change yet.'

 14. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at
large.

 16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.

 17. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

 18. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!