[JPL] A Financial Offer!

[M&M Records]

Hey Jae

hope you remember me Frank Marino M&M Records.. just thought I'd share the 
Financial Offer! a drummer friend of mine sent it to me ..unfortunately they 
don't hire bass players

~Frank M~

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Jae Sinnett" <jaejazz at yahoo.com>
To: <jazzproglist at jazzweek.com>
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:05 AM
Subject: Re: [JPL] A Financial Offer!


> YIKES!
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> --- On Wed, 12/17/08, M&M Records <m.mrecords at comcast.net> wrote:
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>> From: M&M Records <m.mrecords at comcast.net>
>> Subject: [JPL] A Financial Offer!
>> To: jazzproglist at jazzweek.com
>> Date: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 11:50 AM
>> I'm sure you've received numerous bogus offers from
>> someone in a foreign country who has been trying to contact
>> you to give you a fortune if only you would give them an
>> administration fee or your information. Some of it even
>> looks legit. Most is in broken English which I guess is
>> supposed to lend authenticity. However, I think I've
>> finally found one that really is! Check it out and let me
>> know what you think!
>>
>> Dear Friends,
>>
>> My name is Ndugood. I am a wealthy Nigerian prince who
>> loves the jazz of music. I am seeking your help to move
>> $200,000,000 from my checking account here in Nigeria to the
>> United States.
>>
>> I too love the jazz of music and am planning to flee to
>> America to open many jazz clubs at which I would like you to
>> perform. You will receive $42,000 a night, plus a meal. My
>> new "Tribal Village Vanguard" clubs will be of
>> great success and you will become rich like the rest of
>> American jazz musicians. I have already applied for building
>> code exemptions to allow thatched stages and the spearing of
>> live animals.
>>
>> But I desperately need your help. My tribe, the Swindlisi,
>> a peaceful jazz-loving people, has been horribly oppressed
>> by the ruling military junta, which despises the jazz of
>> music. My father, an exiled king and booking agent, was
>> recently imprisoned under the Draconia n "three gigs
>> you're out" law. And now I must flee my beloved
>> country with all of my  improbable wealth. But I need help
>> in moving it. I have so much money that it will not fit in
>> the allotted two checked bags and one carry-on. I am
>> therefor want to transer the money through your ATM system.
>> (The Nigerian ATM system cannot exchange international
>> currencies; it only converts "antelope to money").
>>
>> So please to just provide me with your full name and
>> address, social security number, bank account and PIN
>> numbers. And you will become incredibly (literally) rich
>> from playing many jazz gigs. (Note: normal Nigerian
>> Musician's Union rules apply: three hour performances,
>> two 15 minute breaks allowed, musicians to provide their own
>> mosquito nets, one open fire per bandstand, one free meal
>> plus anything you kill).
>>
>> Act now. The first ten musicians to respond will receive a
>> free copy of the Nigeria's Greatest Jazz Hits CD, by our
>> beloved 'Disoriented' Gillespie Band, which contains
>> the hits:
>>              The Night Has A Thousand Flies
>>              Goodbye Shrunken Head
>>              Here's That Rainy Season
>>              Just Tribesmen (Lovers No More)
>>              Take the 'A' Trail
>>              When I Fall In Quicksand
>>              Half-Nelson Mandella
>>              Blue Monkey
>>              Leopard Skins and Moonbeams
>>              Blue Mombossa
>>              Almost Like Being In Lagos
>>              Sunny Side of the Goatpath
>>              I Didn't Know What Century It Was
>>
>>  Thank you for your many help.
>>
>> Your inordinately wealthy Nigerian brother,
>>
>> Prince Ndugood
>>
>>
>>
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