[JPL] A Financial Offer!

[Nou Dadoun]

Hmmmm... the natives are restless, thanks for the offer, I've already passed
it on! .. N

On Wed, Dec 17, 2008 at 9:54 AM, M&M Records <m.mrecords at comcast.net> wrote:

> Hey Jae
>
> hope you remember me Frank Marino M&M Records.. just thought I'd share the
> Financial Offer! a drummer friend of mine sent it to me ..unfortunately they
> don't hire bass players
>
> ~Frank M~
>
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jae Sinnett" <jaejazz at yahoo.com>
> To: <jazzproglist at jazzweek.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:05 AM
> Subject: Re: [JPL] A Financial Offer!
>
>
> YIKES!
>>
>>
>> --- On Wed, 12/17/08, M&M Records <m.mrecords at comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>> From: M&M Records <m.mrecords at comcast.net>
>>> Subject: [JPL] A Financial Offer!
>>> To: jazzproglist at jazzweek.com
>>> Date: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 11:50 AM
>>>
>>> I'm sure you've received numerous bogus offers from
>>> someone in a foreign country who has been trying to contact
>>> you to give you a fortune if only you would give them an
>>> administration fee or your information. Some of it even
>>> looks legit. Most is in broken English which I guess is
>>> supposed to lend authenticity. However, I think I've
>>> finally found one that really is! Check it out and let me
>>> know what you think!
>>>
>>> Dear Friends,
>>>
>>> My name is Ndugood. I am a wealthy Nigerian prince who
>>> loves the jazz of music. I am seeking your help to move
>>> $200,000,000 from my checking account here in Nigeria to the
>>> United States.
>>>
>>> I too love the jazz of music and am planning to flee to
>>> America to open many jazz clubs at which I would like you to
>>> perform. You will receive $42,000 a night, plus a meal. My
>>> new "Tribal Village Vanguard" clubs will be of
>>> great success and you will become rich like the rest of
>>> American jazz musicians. I have already applied for building
>>> code exemptions to allow thatched stages and the spearing of
>>> live animals.
>>>
>>> But I desperately need your help. My tribe, the Swindlisi,
>>> a peaceful jazz-loving people, has been horribly oppressed
>>> by the ruling military junta, which despises the jazz of
>>> music. My father, an exiled king and booking agent, was
>>> recently imprisoned under the Draconia n "three gigs
>>> you're out" law. And now I must flee my beloved
>>> country with all of my  improbable wealth. But I need help
>>> in moving it. I have so much money that it will not fit in
>>> the allotted two checked bags and one carry-on. I am
>>> therefor want to transer the money through your ATM system.
>>> (The Nigerian ATM system cannot exchange international
>>> currencies; it only converts "antelope to money").
>>>
>>> So please to just provide me with your full name and
>>> address, social security number, bank account and PIN
>>> numbers. And you will become incredibly (literally) rich
>>> from playing many jazz gigs. (Note: normal Nigerian
>>> Musician's Union rules apply: three hour performances,
>>> two 15 minute breaks allowed, musicians to provide their own
>>> mosquito nets, one open fire per bandstand, one free meal
>>> plus anything you kill).
>>>
>>> Act now. The first ten musicians to respond will receive a
>>> free copy of the Nigeria's Greatest Jazz Hits CD, by our
>>> beloved 'Disoriented' Gillespie Band, which contains
>>> the hits:
>>>             The Night Has A Thousand Flies
>>>             Goodbye Shrunken Head
>>>             Here's That Rainy Season
>>>             Just Tribesmen (Lovers No More)
>>>             Take the 'A' Trail
>>>             When I Fall In Quicksand
>>>             Half-Nelson Mandella
>>>             Blue Monkey
>>>             Leopard Skins and Moonbeams
>>>             Blue Mombossa
>>>             Almost Like Being In Lagos
>>>             Sunny Side of the Goatpath
>>>             I Didn't Know What Century It Was
>>>
>>>  Thank you for your many help.
>>>
>>> Your inordinately wealthy Nigerian brother,
>>>
>>> Prince Ndugood
>>>
>>>
>>>
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