[JPL] Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

[Paul Combs]

Same to you, Jim,

Paul

Jazz Promo Services wrote:
> Politically Correct Holiday Greeting:
>   
>> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
>> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
>> gender
>> neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
>> enjoyable
>> tra ditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
>> of your
>> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
>> of others,
>> or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a
>> fiscally
>> successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
>> the onset
>> of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for
>> the
>> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
>> helped make
>> America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
>> country
>> or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
>> race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of
>> computer platform,
>> or sexual preference of the wishee.
>>
>> Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these terms.
>>
>> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
>> transferable with no
>> alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
>> actually
>> implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
>> prohibited by
>> law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>>
>> This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
>> good
>> tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
>> holiday greeting,
>> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement=2 0of this wish
>> or issuance
>> of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> (Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)
>>     
>
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